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BREAKING NEWS: Wife of British lawmaker steals cat

October 22, 2010
STOLEN KITTY

It wasn't this kitten, but I don't need the MSNBC legal department after me.

We’ve got a hilarious breaking news story for you. MSNBC is reporting that Christine Hemming, wife of Liberal Democrat member of parliament John Hemming, stole a tabby kitten from her husband’s lover. This story has everything you could ever ask for. Politics, sex, stolen kittens.

John Hemming originally reported the cat stolen in September. Christine has been released on bail and is due back in court on December 16th. There’s speculation that the missing cat’s brother, Twinkie, is excited to be reunited with his sibling.

-Susan

Editor’s Note: Current Instincts is not mentioning the name of the stolen kitty out of respect for the victim’s privacy.

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